Gary Mule Deer has been making people laugh since 1957 when he first started performing as a student at Black Hills State. In his early days of performing, he turned to jokes to alleviate his nervousness on stage. Mule Deer says he never dreamed his career would lead him where it has.
In a time when celebrities’ careers are short-lived, Mule Deer Mule Deer sustained a six-decade music and comedy career that has given him the opportunity to make people laugh at the absurdity of life while showcasing his musical performance.
A talent contest at BHSU set Mule Deer (who then used his original surname Miller) on a path that has included performances on every major national stage in the U.S. – performing regularly on the Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show and appearing at Carnegie Hall and the Grand Ole Opry. He has had over 350 television appearances and is touring this year in Florida, New Jersey, and Texas as special guest with Johnny Mathis.
Mule Deer knows the importance of laughter and is proud that his comedy stayed true to what he calls “healthy laughter;” the kind of comedy that brings people together and bridges generational gaps. He is recognized for his ability to perform for a wide range of ages.
A resident in his hometown of Spearfish, Mule Deer has maintained friendships with many celebrities through the years. He met Steve Martin early in his career and created a lasting impression that included a mention in Martin’s memoir. During his career, Mule Deer has shared the stage with many stars including Ray Charles, Frank Sinatra, Willie Nelson, Vince Gill, and Brooks and Dunn.
He continues to earn high compliments from many celebrities including Will Ferrell who named Mule Deer Mule Deer when asked by ESPN to choose a comedian for this hypothetical situation. “It’s the seventh game, ninth inning of the World Series of Comedy. You have to pick a comedian to be on the mound.” Will’s answer was Mule Deer Mule Deer. Perhaps the compliment he most cherishes is a comment from his hero and mentor Jack Benny who once told Mule Deer “you have the potential of my timing.”
Gary Mule Deer Transcript
Narrator
In a career spanning five decades, Gary Mule Deer has been making people laugh with his offbeat humor, combining music and comedy, his legendary deadpan delivery and satirical observations on current events. Classic country, rockabilly music and song parodies, plus his own brand of prompt humor have made him one of a kind in show business.
Announcer
From New York, the greatest city in the world, it's the Late Show with David Letterman. Tonight ,Christina Aguilera and comedian Gary Mule Deer. Tonight, Matthew McConaughey, comedian Gary Mule Deer, and Sheryl Crow. Tonight, Penelope Cruz, comedian Gary Mule Deer.
Narrator
Gary's appeared in all the major theaters in the US and the showrooms of Vegas, Reno, Tahoe, and Atlantic City. He's shared the stage with everyone from Merle Haggard, Willie Nelson, Frank Sinatra and Dolly, to Vince Gill, Brooks and Dunn, and the Zac Brown Band, plus 18 years a special guest with Johnny Mathis. And he's appeared everywhere from the Hollywood Bowl to the Grand Old Opry to Carnegie Hall.
David Letterman
Here is Gary Mule Deer. Gary!
Gary Mule Deer
(Singing) The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
I fell in-
(Laughter from audience)
(spoken) A couple nights ago I checked into a hotel. There's a bible beside the bed, and a message inside that said, "If you are an alcoholic or think you have a drinking problem, please call this number." I called it. It was a liquor store. So, this little dwarf is in a car accident and he's really steamed because he knows it's not his fault. And he gets out of the car and he slams the door. And he walks over to the other driver an he says, "I want you to know that I'm really not happy." And the guys says, "Well which one are you?"
(Laughter from audience)
(unintelligible)
(singing) Well, since my memoryleft me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the-
(spoken) Hey, word of advice! If the rooms 29.95, skip the complimentary breakfast. Golf _____. Other guys hit off the tee, you hear things like, "Nice drive." "Great shot." "You got all of that one." I hit and you hear things like, "That'll work." "That won't hurt you." "I think it opens up over there." "Didn't hear any branches." Hit one this morning, guy said, "Sounded good." I said, "Well, where'd it go?" He said, "I didn't see it."
(Laughter from audience)
Every sing song all your life and find out you've been singing the wrong words?
(singing) Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby
(still singing) Well since she put me down I've been out puking in my bed
(spoken) Bride and groom on their wedding night. She's crawling into bed and he says, "Is this really your first time?" She says, "Why does everyone keep asking me that?"
(Laughter from audience)
Polygamy scares me to death. I can't think of anything more terrifying that five women coming up to me all at the same time and saying, "Do these shows go with this dress?'
(Laughter from audience)
This time. Yeah!
(Laughter from audience)
Oh no, the president of Dunkin Donuts died. When they found him, his eyes were all glazed over.
(Laughter from audience)
Over 1,200 cops at the funeral.
(Laughter from audience)
And he was laid to rest in a box with eleven others.
(Laughter from audience)
Family of flamingoes has statues of Italians in their yard.
(Laughter from audience)
The latest telephone poll taken by the Arizona governor's office asked whether people who live in Arizona think illegal immigration is a serious problem. Twenty-nine percent responded, "Yes, it is." Seventy-one percent said, "No es una problema seriosa."
(Laughter from audience)
I saw a butterfly the other day. It had something on the back of one of it's wings. It was a tattoo of a drunk biker chick.
(Laughter from audience)
This is the second song I ever learned to play and sing at the same. Hit it Dan.
(singing)I hear the train a-comin', it's rolling 'round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on
But that train-
Forget it, boys. Let's do it.
(singing) Cowboys ain't easy to love
And they're harder to hold
They'd rather give you a song
Than diamonds or gold
Lonestar belt buckles and old faded Levi's
And each night begins a new day
If you don't understand him and he don't die young
He'll probably just ride away
(spoken) Everybody!
(singing) Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.
Thank you for a great night. Thanks so much! Yeah! Thank you.
("Six Days on the Road" by Dave Dudley plays as credits roll)